Batman Movies: Ranking Best To Worst

1. Batman and Robin (1997)

The awkward moment for every Batman fan: when you and your mate are sat watching one of Nolan or Burton's films you turn and ask them just what their favorite Batman movie is and they say Batman and Robin. You stare at them with a smile until you realise they are not joking. Your smile turns upside down and then you rage with anger knowing you have been friends with a Batman and Robin fan for many years. You then decide to kick them out of your house, and your life, in disgust. I should know, I once had to do it myself. Batman and Robin was an absolute abysmal; far worse than Batman Forever and a shameful sin on the Batman legacy. Schumacher and writer Akiva Goldsman decided to turn the camp o'meter up about ten too many clicks to the right. Together they would go on to create some of the worst directing, vision, and dialog known to man. Arnold Schwarzenegger was cast as Mr. Freeze, whom wore fluffy slippers while dwelling in his icy home, George Clooney was cast awkwardly as Batman, as if he was just filling in the nippled Batsuit for a quick pay check and Alicia Silverstone's ass got more screen time than everyone else put together. The dialogue was awful, just awful. Especially by Mr. Freeze and his puns. "What killed the dinosaurs?... the ice age!" - was just one of many cheesy lines emitted by Schwarzenegger. In all honesty, when looking back, some of these disastrously memorable quotes are actually some of the film's finer moments, if some good aspects had to be searched for without a warrant. I cannot write anymore about this film, we all know how bad it is and it is painful enough having to even mention it in this list. The only consolation is it comes absolutely smack-bang last as the worst Batman movie ever made.
 
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