Brad Pitt is a Basterd and we all know he wants his Nazi Scalps...

but I think OWF's Simon Gallagher is more of a Basterd for seeing the movie at Cannes in just a matter of days now; months before us, the mere mortals of this world, can see it. Simon's the real Inglourious Basterd!BasterdPitt2BigQuentin Tarantino's World War II epic which has been playing around in the crazy man's head for over a decade now (and in mine for a year since I read the script last summer) will be be 2 hours 40 minutes long according to the Cannes Film Site. Does anyone doubt this movie will take over France and the rest of the world very soon?

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.