Captain America: Civil War - 11 Things From The Original Story They Can't Show You

2. Namor Turning The Tide Of Battle

Needing more troops for the upcoming and unavoidable battle with Iron Man and the Pro Registration heroes, Captain America sends Sue Richards to try and recruit Namor. Namor respects Captain America but refuses to get involved. He notes that it was a sly move on Steve€™s behalf to send a woman who he has a €˜unique relationship€™ with and pouts while pointing his hips forward in his tiny little speedos.
€˜I can feel your heartbeat through the waters, Mrs Richards. And it tells a very different story from the lies upon your lips€™.
Notice how he calls her Mrs Richards? He gets a kick out of trying to convince her to cuckold. Sue doesn€™t bite, presumably because a woman whose husband can stretch any part of his body is much more appealing than a guy who has permanent tuna breath. Namor has a change of heart and in the final battle between the Pro and Anti Registration forces, he arrives with an Atlantean army issue and turns the tide of the battle in favour of the Anti Registration heroes. However, despite basically having succeeded, Cap is forced by civilians to look at all the damage the head-butting heroes have made. Disappointed in himself, he surrenders. Namor has been disappointingly absent from the MCU, though Kevin Fiege has stated that Marvel Studios and Disney do own the rights to the character. However, there€™s a catch (isn€™t there always?) so we may not see it happen for a while.
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