I know it's just gone Christmas, and it's likely that everyone's watching their wallets, but some purchases are important no matter what the state of your current finances. As resident comic book writer, I feel it is my responsibility to point you towards one such purchase. So, stop buying food for a few weeks or something, and treat yourself to a pair of these! The chances of you ever getting into a club with them on are probably quite slim, but who needs socialising when your feet could look as good as that?! You can buy these beautiful shoes for
$54.99 (sadly it will cost you around that again for shipping to the U.K.) and are an essential purchase for any DC Comics geek. You can see the reverse featuring Batman)
HERE.