Danny Trejo: 5 Awesome Performances And 5 That Sucked

4. Billy Black - Breaking Wind

Danny Trejo Breaking Wind Absolutely nobody can come out of a film like this with anything resembling credit, so this has to go down as a particular nadir In Trejo's back-catalogue of misfires. It's a shame really, because anyone could've told him from the start that when a film' best joke is its title, it's not going to go well. Hell, the only thing I hope is that he got well-paid for his time, because at least a new TV might help you forget the embarrassment, at least until this does the rounds at the arse end of the film channel schedule. Frankly, the whole thing was exactly as you expect €“ puerile, unfunny, crass and just plain stupid. It's an excuse to rob unknowing teens of their cinema money, and it's just so dumb all the way through. Again, when your film is unfavourably compared to the Freidberg and Seltzer-backed Vampires Suck, you know something's gone terribly wrong. There's all sorts of damnation on this Earth, but playing second fiddle to the Scary Movie hacks must rank up there as a particularly awful hell. So really, what was Trejo thinking? Sure, he's shown he's good at comedy and he's shown he's good at vampire-based films, but he should've known that he wasn't able to turn his ship around. But still, despite his dead-behind-these-eyes performance proving a highlight of this terrible film, it stands out as a black mark on his CV. The poor, poor man.
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