Dario Argento's Films - Ranked From Worst To Best

17. The Phantom Of The Opera

Like Dracula 3D, Argento's version of the Phantom of the Opera is not entirely faithful to the source text. For a start, the Phantom is not actually disfigured. He doesn't wear a mask, either. Also, the Phantom is abandoned as an infant and raised by rats (in the book he is raised by his mother). There's a bizarre rape in there, too. So the message is clear: anyone who wants to experience a faithful adaptation of Gaston Leroux's novel, don't look for it here. Anyone who wants crazy B-movie over-acting, nonsensical writing and gratuitous sex and violence should give it a gander. But be warned, this is a campy, schizophrenic film that completely fails on pretty much every level. That's coming from an Argento fan, too. It's hard to believe the director pissed away a $10 million budget on this. Even harder to believe is that Argento's original cut ran nearly two-and-a-half hours. Imagine having to sit through an extra hour of this?!
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