Donald Trump's Movie Cameos Ranked From Worst To Best
That's President Trump to you.
Whether you've lost your faith in humanity or are rejoicing from the rooftops, it's a fact that Donald freaking Trump will be the next President-elect of the United States.
Trump is nothing if not a larger-than-life character of a man, and his influence as a businessman and pop-culture personality has allowed his appearance in a number of movies over the years (in cameo form, naturally).
These turns range from howlingly cringe-worthy to undeniably self-serving and even occasionally unexpectedly self-aware, sometimes providing added insight into the man himself but mostly just adding a surreal layer to each respective film, especially in light of his shock Presidential victory.
From showing up in monstrous box office hits to movies that barely made a dent in the public consciousness, here is every Donald Trump movie cameo ranked from worst to best...
10. Ghosts Can't Do It (1989)
The Film: 1990's Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture winner is basically just a flimsy excuse for the lovely Bo Derek to take her clothes off as much as possible. Derek's older husband (played by Anthony Quinn) kills himself after his body (specifically his penis) begins to fail him, and as a ghost, convinces his wife to seduce and murder a young man whose body Quinn can possess. Yep.
The Cameo: Derek is working on a business deal mid-way through the movie, and ends up facing off against The Donald, who is presumed to be playing himself.
The ghost of Derek's husband continually instructs her throughout the deal, but then Donald turns up the heat with a little flirtation. He says to her, "Be assured that in this room there are knives sharp enough to cut you to the bone, and hearts cold enough to eat yours as hors d'oeuvres."
She replies, "You're too pretty to be bad", and he ends with, "You noticed?", while pouting and letting a sliver of dribble pool around his lips. It's painfully awful, and hilariously enough, Trump won the Worst Supporting Actor for his minute-long "performance". It's meant to be seductive but it's just skin-crawlingly creepy.
Razzie co-founder John Wilson even said of the award, "The most insulting Razzie is the one you get for playing yourself. And the only other person I know of who has won one as himself was President Bush... for Fahrenheit 9/11."
Oh the irony.