Every Adam Sandler Movie Ranked By How Punchable Adam Sandler Is

Once again, because the end result of his "efforts" is a big stinker, Sandler tries to distract us with sexual images - though thankfully none of them that involve himself. "Hey, check out Jennifer Aniston in a bikini," he says, while trying to wave off the fact that this romantic comedy is neither romantic nor very funny.

And before we can offer a rebuttal, he says again, "Oh, by the way, here's supermodel Brooklyn Decker in an even smaller bikini. Enjoy!"

But ya know what, Sand Man? There's still enough free-flowing blood in my body to get me all red in the face over the fact that you tricked me into seeing you in yet another lame, sleazy one-joke non-comedy. This movie was so bad it earned two Golden Raspberry Awards, though I'd love to earn Sandler's face another big raspberry, as well.

Punch Level: A buffet of fists, while thinking about baseball.