The Expendables 3 Posters Are The Cheesiest Things You'll See All Day

Hollywood's toughest actors looking goofier than your high school yearbook portrait.

by Matt Holmes
Hot on the heels of the trailer reveal for this summer's The Expendables 3 comes 16 character posters featuring the ever expanding roll-call of action greats. And, well, they are without doubt the cheesiest things you will see all-day. See Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Mel Gibson, Terry Crews, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammar, Harrison Ford, Kellan Lutz, Ronda Rousey, Victor Ortiz, and Glen Powell looking goofier than your high school yearbook portrait... Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 43 58Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 45 07Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 45 31Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 46 03Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 46 54Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 47 16Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 47 50Screen Shot 2014 04 04 At 20 48 31 Judging from the cast and the blink-and-you-might-miss an explosion trailer, Stallone isn't planning on breaking new ground with the third entry in his outlandish franchise. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Though maybe add a train sequence to raise the stakes. Patrick Hughes, director of the 2010 movie Red Hill, helms The Expendables 3 which is due to arrive in cinemas this August. The movie is being teased as "one last ride" for the series but if The Expendables 3 opens to the $85 million domestic the last movie did and comes close to matching its $300 million worldwide, then The Expendables 4 will be announced quicker than you can say "machismo". What's your thoughts on The Expendables 3? Are you excited for another movie or have you had enough of this ageing franchise?
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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.