5. You Literally Need To Sign A Contract For Coitus
What? Fair enough draw up a Non-Disclosure Form if you're a celebrity and you want to keep your private life private, but it's baffling that any loving relationship can form with a foundation made up of rules, regulations and contracts. Good on Ana for not signing it. You can have safe, fun and consensual sex with someone without having to sign a contract. Chances are you're not a lawyer and when you decide that you don't want to do something on that day - maybe because you're tired or just not in the mood to get suspended from the ceiling and whipped - you'll find out that they know all of the legal loopholes to make you do something that you don't want to. Which is another way of saying he can basically now do what he wants. Of course Grey doesn't take 'No' as an excuse, he only answers to colours.