Fun: Want to smell like Bruce Willis?

Here's a quick question: Have you watched a Die Hard movie and thought how awesome it would be not only to fill out a vest, wisecrack and pummel foreign irregulars like Bruce Willis, but also what it would be like to smell like him? Well now you can as his own line of cologne called...wait for it...Bruce Willis! No kidding. "The products stand for individuality, uniqueness and sustainability" said Willis. "That€™s what convinced me, and what unites me with LR.€ Urmm...okay. Uniqueness and individuality? This brings us to the question of what exactly does Bruce Willis smell like? My guesses were human blood, gasoline, gunpowder, and dynamite, but apparently none of those are being featured as flavors / scents for the product. Bruce Willis actually comes in three types : grapefruit, pepper, and vetvier, the last being some type of grass. So we now know that Mr.Willis either smells of seasoning, large fruits, or a type of weed? Nice. I may not want to smell like Bruce Willis anymore, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't want one of these babies for Christmas. "What did you get for Christmas this year?" "Oh nothing much, nothing much.....just Bruce Willis!!" Plus, I figured it'll help me fight terrorists, hijackers, criminals, and fragile-boned Samuel L. Jacksons. I mean seriously, who'd pick a fight with you if you smelt like John McClane?