Harry Potter Quiz: Are You Smarter Than Crabbe And Goyle?

There's no excuse to score less than 100%!

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Many intelligent characters appear in the Harry Potter series, such as Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, and Sirius Black. There are however characters who have the intelligence and attention span of a goldfish, and that title of course goes to Crabbe and Goyle.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are tormented on a regular basis by their arch-nemesis Draco Malfoy, followed by his two dim-witted friends, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Definitely not the sharpest tools in the shed, Crabbe and Goyle are usually seen scoffing their faces or following their leader Draco around like two brainless zombies.

Harry and Ron once managed to disguise themselves as Crabbe and Goyle to try and fish information from Draco about the Chamber of Secrets. All it took was for Hermione to lace some cakes with sleeping draught, while Ron and Harry plucked hairs from the two for a poly-juice potion.

Crabbe and Goyle had most likely failed their OWL Hogwarts exams, so this quiz was tailored to their knowledge and intelligence. Therefore, it should be easy to pass with a perfect score, so let's see, and hope you're smarter than the Hogwarts airheads themselves, Crabbe and Goyle.

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