Harry Potter & The Cursed Child: 18 Biggest WTF Moments
6. Hermione Loves Jealousy
When it turns out that Albus and Scorpius' meddling has made Ron marry Padma and turned Hermione into a bitter old maid basically, it's an interesting development.
Far stranger though, is the fact that Hermione apparently only got together with Ron in the first place because he was a nasty prick to her at the Yuletide Ball when she dared to turn up with Viktor Krum.
Despite the fact that his conduct upset her enough to make her cry, this was the spark moment for their romance, because Hermione was really attracted to Ron's entitled sense of ownership or something.