How To Resurrect Universal's Monsters
The Universal monsters have vanished off our screens and returned to the great unknown.
Oh my, how the mighty hath fallen. Last year Mark Gatiss released his three-part History of Horror (And if you havent seen it, I seriously recommend you search it out), and though a later episode focused on my favourite period of horror, the 70s social commentary horror of America, the preceding episode on the 30s and 40s showed me just how successful and influential Universals horror series was. Their interpretations of Dracula and Frankenstein, in particular, have become the definitive portrayals within popular culture. But its all gone to pot. The rule of diminishing returns cast its magic here, people became terrified by different things, and Universal couldnt keep up. The Universal monsters vanished off our screens and returned to the great unknown. Even now, they are sitting on a goldmine and not really bothering to tap into it. There seemed like some sort of renaissance in such horror series might occur from Columbia in the early 90s with the appalling Bram Stokers Dracula (possibly the worst film in Francis Ford Coppolas filmography) and the hugely underrated Mary Shelleys Frankenstein (in my mind the definitive adaptation), but it came to nothing. Van Helsing seemed to be their attempt to start the ball rolling again, but look what happened there. In one fell swoop, they ruined 4 of their main characters (Im including Hyde in this, who got further ruined in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen the year before). And we all know how The Wolfman went down (Not as excruciatingly bad as everyone makes out, but still lousy enough to warrant what will likely be a dreadful DTV sort-of sequel later this year). The point is, mainstream American horror cinema is dreadful- its all the same, focused on gore, not saying anything about our society (I can only think of few impressive mainstream american horrors in the last decade like Saw, Paranormal Activity, The Last Exorcism and Drag Me To Hell, which doesnt really count on account of being a very black comedy). The Koreans, Japanese, French and Spanish are leading the way now, and I feel it is a perfect time to bring back the Universal Monsters en masse. And heres how