How To Survive Almost Anything (According To Movies)

Practically Anything Else

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Option 1: Be the main guy Seen in: Independence Day, 2012, others... Do you notice that everything is revolving around you lately? If so, you're in luck. It means not only will you survive absolutely anything that happens, you also get the girl at the end, and probably the job of your dreams, and you may even go into space! If you're a girl, your name is Katniss Everdeen. Sorry, that's just the way things seem to go. Option 2: Be a dog Seen in: Independence Day, 2012, others... Has the entire New York city skyline erupted into flames? Are people getting toasted as the cars around you explode? Looks like you're outta luck, unless of course you're a dog. Then you need only hop into a broom closet, and you'll be fine. Has the entire world been devastated by earthquakes, volcanoes, and floods? Is what's left of humanity getting shoved onto a small boat? Are most of the people around you being killed in pointless and frankly stupid ways? Try your hardest to be a dog, and you'll make it onto the boat just fine. So, any other ridiculous ways people have survived ridiculous deaths in movies? Sound off in the comments below!
 
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Armed with a laptop, a Pepsi, and a swivel chair, J.D. sets out to uncover the deepest secrets of the film world. Or, ya know, just write random movie-related lists. Either way....