20 Upcoming Movies That Have Already WON

Sometimes all a movie needs is a catchy title to immediately capture the masses' interest, and that's surely the case with next summer's brilliantly monikered Jason Statham Stole My Bike.

We don't really know much at all about the latest offering from the reliable David Leitch (Deadpool 2, Bullet Train, The Fall Guy), save for the fact that it's an action comedy starring The Stath as a fictionalised version of himself who... apparently makes off with somebody's bike.

Leitch has stated that the film is intended to serve as a meta commentary on Statham's public persona, and we know that he'll star opposite Hannah Waddingham, but that's about it.

Considering the exemplary comedic chops that Statham demonstrated on Spy, though, it'll certainly be neat to see him back in that mode for what's sure to be one of 2027's most bewilderingly premised films of any genre.

Here's hoping it's a gleefully bonkers ride in the vein of the Nicolas Cage-starring riot The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.