Iron Man 3: 3 Reasons The Mandarin We Got Was The One We Deserved

Reason 3: Geek Expectations

iron-man3 My serious misgivings about comic book movies years ago all centered on the idea that such films had no chance of being like the comics they were based on, and why should they be? How can you convince a comic book fan to shell out money to €˜see€™ a story they €˜read€™ recreated verbatim. My hope was that they would simply tell original film stories featuring our favorite heroes (Like, what if Superman was the star of Independence Day?). In reality some could say that Marvel and DC met me half way, but really they basically told me to go screw myself. What we got were a series of movies that played fast and loose with the source material across the spectrum of storytelling, to the absurd (let€™s give Superman a kid) to the slight difference (The Watchmen) in story. But what we should be able to establish from all of this is that any expectation that the film versions of our heroes are going to be exactly like their comic book counterparts should be non-existent. Yet, here we are dozens of films in and we€™re still arguing about this same issue. The Iron Man franchise has accomplished what no other film franchise has done thus far. Provide a story that supports the source material in an acceptable manor for many comic fans and still provides a rewarding experience for the uninitiated. All while actually drumming up some interest in the original books, something that the X-Men franchise failed to do so colossally that it literally cost Bob Harras his job as editor of the X-Books. Which is pretty amazing when you consider that the Iron Man comics suck. Oh? You thought it wasn€™t going to go there? Look at it this way: What€™s easier, taking a carefully crafted work that is beloved by everyone and making a movie under a microscope or adapting a pretty basic and inconsistent story that for decades at a time is marginally forgettable? Even the origin used in the films is from an updated version put in place to tell€ the Extremis storyline. That€™s right: the movies have been laying the ground work to do Extremis since the first Iron Man, meaning that they chose to basically ignore the vast majority of the Iron Man saga and focus on the more recent events which in general don€™t include characters like The Mandarin. You should feel lucky that the stars aligned to bring together this group of people to complete this project. Remember that you almost got Tom Cruise to spearhead this effort and star as Iron Man nearly a decade before the first film, an issue that was still a possibility as late as 2006. I€™ll stop while you try to keep from convulsing at the mental image of Maverick rocking €˜The Goatee€™€ yeah, now tell Jon Favreau you€™re sorry. To put a point on this issue, as film goers we are going to establish expectations, from the time the cast is announced, the script teased, the commercials are launched and even 30 minutes into the actual film, but we have to cast aside those expectations and let the ones making all the magic do so. Besides, Iron Man was only useful as a walking PSA about being a rich, booze hound. Aside from that, what€™s really all that awesome? The story actually did get interesting when Rhodey took a turn as Iron Man (sorry, film-goers, but in the comics Rhodey took a significant turn as the actual Iron Man - while Tony Stark worked on the fact that he had begun to really suck at it - long before becoming War Machine). At best Iron Man is a better use of Batman€™s resources. Batman sucks. I know that was a cheap shot but you walked right into it. Like this article? Agree or disagree? Let us know in the comments section below.
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Dante R Maddox got started in writing about pop culture in 2007. He developed his conversational style majoring in English and minoring in speech communication, his desire to write as if he were speaking to the reader face to face was the bane of many professors. An odd blend of geek cred and regular fella chic', you're just as likely to end up talking about baseball or politics as you are about comic books and movies (just don't mention Tucker Carlson, you are addressing the man who will go to jail for assault in the future after all). He wrote a book called The Lineage of Durge that's available on Amazon for a small amount of money, he's writing a second while acting as Editor-in-Stuff over at Saga Online Press, there is a graphic novel expansion of his book series also in the works as well as continued development of his cheesecannon, one day Canada...one day (Seriously, a piece of ham, you slice it up and now it's bacon?!?!? I say thee nay!!!)