Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - 9 Things That Must Happen
8. The Park Remains Closed
If there's a lesson to be learned from the Jurassic Park series it's that dinosaur theme parks simply don't work.
The first time they attempted it lawyers were being eaten on toilets and Raptors were running amok in the kitchen, and the second try was an even bigger disaster - the Pteranodon incident alone must have cost a fortune in lawsuits.
It would require a huge suspension of audience disbelief if Fallen Kingdom saw yet another dino visitor attraction greenlit with the same flawed - not to mention potentially lethal - format, plus this idea has been done to extinction.
The movie's subtitle hints that cinemagoers won't be visiting a working park this time around, but let's hope we aren't in for a lazy rehash of The Lost World.