9. How The Flash Makes Love
Now, I know the burning question we've all had about the Justice League: how does the fastest man alive have sex? Well, now we know! Ready? He phases through his wife. If you're confused, you're not alone. After kissing for a while, Barry looks at his wife questioningly, and when she nods approvingly, he starts vibrating in her arms, until he passes through her body completely, momentarily being inside "all of her, inside her very molecules." This evidently leaves Iris glowing, and he runs off to do superhero stuff, before being warned by his wife to not tell anyone they do that. I know what she means, it is a little odd. Maybe the screenwriters should have taken her advise, because I sort of wish I didn't know, too.