"Your Politics Bore Me"
"Your Demeanour Is That Of A Pouting Child"
"The Only Matter I Do Not Take Seriously, Boy, Is You"
"Return To Me Again Empty Handed, And I Will Bathe The Starways With Your Blood"
This standard nerd combines the looks of Shaggy with the brains of Scooby, has an unhealthy obsession with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and is a firm believer that Alter Bridge are the greatest band in the world.