Predicting The 20 Highest Grossing Movies Of 2017
17. Fifty Shades Darker
Prediction: $600m
First, let me preface with this disclaimer: this is in no way an endorsement of the Fifty Shades' sequel's quality.
Still, like it or not, the raunchy sequel that's guaranteed to make cinema ushers' jobs an awful lot sloppier next Valentine's Day is coming to big screens. Or should that be cumming?
Why It's Golden
The first film made $571 million without being at all good or even close to sexy enough. With a promise of both of those things being improved, the sequel should profit, especially as the original was one of the most pirated movies of 2016. Crack down on that and you'll have a whole new audience of pervs to boost your box office even higher.
Will It Be Any Good?
Are you kidding?