Ranking April 2015's Movies From Worst To Best

14. Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2

RottenTomatoes Score: 2% (2.4/10 average) Box Office: A critical pummeling has done little to damage Mr. Blart's standing with audiences, for the $30 million Mall Cop 2 has made its budget back after just one week at the U.S. box office (as well as one previous week internationally). While it probably won't be a success on the same level as the first film (which made a worldwide total of $183.3 million), it'll certainly do well enough to ensure Mall Cop 3...for shame. The Verdict: Without question one of the worst films of the year to date and most likely the laziest, Mall Cop 2 attempts to coast on the one-note joke that, of course, Kevin James is fat and he falls over a lot. There's not an ounce of wit in this depressingly unfunny caper, which ups the stakes by moving the action to Las Vegas, but does absolutely nothing worth remembering. Terrible.
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