Ranking EVERY James Bond Henchman From Worst To Best
5. Xenia Onatopp (GoldenEye, 1995)
She loves a good squeeze, this one.
Famke Janssen's femme fatale takes sadistic pleasure in doling out death courtesy of her boa constrictor-like thighs, known for ensnaring prey in her crushing grip before choking the life out of them. All the while, she screams with positively orgasmic delight at the agony she's inflicting upon the poor, usually aroused man between her legs.
But wait, there's more!
Yes, aside from her trademark method of murder, Xenia Onatopp is a memorable character in her own right. She doubles GoldenEye's entertainment value whenever she's on-screen - if you can call the sight of her gunning down scores of technicians at a Siberian control centre entertaining.
When not massacring civilians or manhandling males, Onatopp enjoys baccarat and motoring. She introduces herself to Bond by baiting him into a Ferrari car chase on the way to Monte Carlo.
After this, she's a frequent pain in Bond's behind as he attempts to foil Alec Trevelyan's dastardly plot - which, regardless of money or power, Onatopp is seemingly involved with purely for the pleasure of causing pain, preferably on as large a scale as possible.