Ranking March 2016's Movies - From Worst To Best

10. Knight Of Cups

RottenTomatoes Score: 44% (5.6/10)

Box Office: The only thing more enigmatic than director Terrence Malick is the size of his budgets. Still, with an all-star cast, there's no chance that the movie's $928,219 worldwide take is making anyone rich.

Verdict: Malick delivers yet another bizarre and divisive spin on his unique brand of cinematic storytelling, planting the likes of Christian Bale, Natalie Portman and Cate Blanchett in the middle of a portentous, meandering narrative with a ton of unintentionally hilarious, flowery voiceovers.

It all adds up to very little, though at least Emmanuel Lubezki's cinematography is as vibrant and gorgeous as you'd expect, and foot fetishists might enjoy the scene where Bale sucks on Portman's toes.

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