Roger Ebert's 50 Greatest Film Reviews
34. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986) -
Director: Woody Allen
33. Joe Dirt (2001) - ½
Director: Dennie Gordon32. The Village (2004) -
Director: M. Night ShyamalanIn lieu of quoting from the review, we present merely a string of descriptive words and phrases Roger Ebert used in describing this film from director M. Night Shyamalan. Remarkably, what we have below, 882 words reduced to 16, is a fairly accurate representation of his entire review.
A colossal miscalculation, transparent, laughable, flimsy, one-dimensional, a shaggy dog story, dreary, shameless melodrama, anticlimax, crummy.31. The Jazz Singer (1980) -
Director: Richard FleischerRoger Ebert noted that The Jazz Singer, starring Neil Diamond, has so many things wrong with it that a review threatens to become a list.
Let me start with the most obvious: This movie is about a man who is at least 20 years too old for such things to be happening to him. The Jazz Singer looks ridiculous giving us Neil Diamond going through an adolescent crisis. Ebert was not kind to Diamond: It's strange about the Diamond performance: It's not just that he can't act. It's that he sends out creepy vibes. He seems self-absorbed, closed off, grandiose, out of touch with his immediate surroundings. His fans apparently think Neil Diamond songs celebrate worthy human qualities. I think they describe conditions suitable for treatment.