Sharknado 5: 19 WTF Moments

9. The Pope's Celestial Chainsaw

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Just as Fin gets swept up in a vortex that eventually transports him from Rome to Tokyo, his celestial chainsaw begins flashing with the image of a cross, which activates the chainsaw's ultimate, divine power, firing out awesome energy blasts in every direction, quickly eliminating any shark in the immediate vicinity.

The now-proven existence of God in the Sharknado Universe raises all sorts of questions about why a benevolent God would create sharknadoes in the first place. Considering the very real potential that God his-or-herself could appear in a future Sharknado movie, maybe fans will get the answers they're desperately craving one day...

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