Spider-Man: Homecoming - 20 Best One-Liners

9. "I Can't Lose Another Kid On A Field Trip"

Mr Harrington Spider-Man Homecoming Martin Starr
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Following the Washington Monument incident, news footage shows Martin Starr's teacher Mr. Harrington freaking out, exclaiming, "I can't lose another kid on a field trip, not again!", complete with an awkward zoom in on his panicked face.

The obvious implication, of course, is that poor Mr. Harrington has suffered through the death of a prior student on a field trip. It's a surprisingly dark joke for a plucky, naive, optimistic Spider-Man movie, but totally works within its own context, thanks to Starr's hilarious delivery and, again, that cringe-worthy zooming.

Fingers crossed that Starr is back for the next movie. Whatever it takes.

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