Spider-Man: Homecoming - 20 Best One-Liners

19. Captain America, War Criminal

Captain America Spider Man Homecoming
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Comedian Hannibal Buress plays Coach Wilson, an aloof, bone-headed gym teacher in the movie, who nevertheless subjects Peter and his classmates to a naff old PSA video tape starring, of all people, Captain America, kitted out in his old-school Cap uniform.

As he plays the video, Wilson tells the class, "I'm pretty sure this dude's a war criminal now, but I'm required by the state to show you, so here you go."

It's an hilarious nod to the fallout of Civil War, while still keeping the movie mostly standalone and remarking just how unenthusiastic of a teacher Coach Wilson is. If he's a recurring character in future Spidey movies, there'd be no complaints here.

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