Star Trek: 10 Ways To Do A Crossover With Star Wars

7. Transporter Malfunction

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This one time an ion storm caused a transporter malfunction that send Kirk, Uhura and Bones to a Mirror Universe where the Federation was an evil empire and Spock had a goatee. A GOATEE! If a transporter malfunction can cause goatees, then it is logical that it could also cause Star Wars.

Next time a routine beam-up goes all oopsy-daisy on them, maybe Kirk winds up as Captain of the Millenium Falcon and Han Solo in the big chair on the Enterprise. Let€™s face it, once they start wearing each other€™s clothes, people probably wouldn€™t even notice after a while.

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