Star Wars: 10 Things We Want To See In A Boba Fett Spin-Off

7. Absolutely No Love Story

no-love Boba Fett does not need a love interest. I know it may seem like a recurring theme in my articles that I hate love stories, but that isn€™t the case. There have been plenty of love stories on TV or in movies that I have enjoyed. However, Boba Fett does not need a love story. He€™s a lone-wolf bounty hunter trying to make it in a war-torn galaxy. I don€™t really care if he goes home to a wife and kids at night. Any time €œlove story€ and €œStar Wars€ enter the same sentence, the best things don€™t come to mind. As I write this article, I€™m watching The Empire Strike Back and Leia just kissed Luke. It€™s still super icky even as I watch it for the 87th time. Also, I can€™t help but think of the awful Padme/Anakin love interactions from Episodes 2/3. What I don€™t ever need to see is Boba Fett telling Aurra Sing that €œYou€™re breaking my heart€ before removing his helmet, and kissing her passionately as the twin Suns of Tattooine set behind them. Give me Boba Fett blasting his way through waves of fugitives over a love story any day.
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