Star Wars: 22 Products That Prove George Lucas Is A Complete Sell Out

14. Medi-Minti-Chlorian Breath Mints

You know the worst thing about the prequels? There could seriously be an entire dissertation laid to rest here, but we're talking about the absolute worst thing the prequels brought into existence. Nope, it's not Jar Jar Binks. Medi-chlorians. These tiny microscopic beings in your bloodstream that control the power of the force in the universe are single-handedly the ruin of Star Wars forever as George Lucas attempted to take a perfectly great sci-fi idea and destroy it with actual real science. Just please stop already. Everyone knows there is nothing scientific about Star Wars and nobody cares. If the rest of the hard science-fiction community doesn't like Star Wars because it doesn't have enough "science" for them, maybe they should take a sucking leap through an airlock. We don't serve your kind here. Nor do we want ludicrous prattle-ons that completely destroy childhood fantasies either. The force is something within all of us that can move starships out of swamps, not some made up trifle about bloodstreams. Please George, leave the real science to Arthur C. Clarke. And buy an altoid for godsake.