Star Wars: Watch Your Childhood Die...

If "Star Wars" hasn't been defiled enough, here is something that will either have you throwing up in your mouth and shouting ''HELL NO!'' or cheering and hollering like the fools in the audience.

If "Star Wars" hasn't been defiled enough, here is something that will either have you throwing up in your mouth and shouting ''HELL NO!'' or cheering and hollering like the fools in the audience. 'Star Wars Weekends' is an annual event held at Disney's Hollywood Studios and it's a celebration of everything Star Wars, from the films to the Clone Wars TV series. You have the opportunity to meet Wookies, Droids, Ewoks and Jedi who walk around the studio during the three day celebration that is held every Friday, Saturday and Sunday through to June 10. The highlight every year is 'Dance-Off with the Star Wars Stars' where your favorite Star Wars characters like R2D2 and Darth Vader have a dance-off to various tracks by ''artists'' like Maroon 5 and LL Cool J. Here is the complete soundtrack for anyone who is interested;
Momma Said Knock You Out - LL Cool JSexy and I Know It - LMFAO Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm / Michael Jackson The Way I Are by Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson Glad You Came - The Wanted Till The World Ends - Britney Spears Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5 International Love - Pitbull Rolling in the Deep - Adele This is What Rock and Roll Looks Like - Porcelain Black Tonight - Enrique Iglesias Starships - Nicki Minaj Party Rock Anthem - LMFAO We Are Young - FUN Good Feeling - Flo Rida Battle Without Honor or Humanity - Tomoyasu Hotei
So if you are a sucker for punishment, you can see the whole routine in the videos below. But I warn you, another piece of your childhood will slowly die by the end of it. Emperor Palpatine joined by Imperial Guards dancing to LL Cool J€™s ''Momma Said Knock You Out'' http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FwYxw21ZLzY Chewbacca, Princess Leia, and Queen Amidala groove to LMFAO€™s ''Sexy and I Know I'' http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5n7y1Kwg2Qw Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and Stormtroopers sex it up to ''Smooth Criminal'' http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dGZUc14Q6oA The finale! (Well done for sticking with it this far) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=97tCwgrLrCY Its still not over? Darth Maul made a surprise entry to the competition. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9B1hLltaDbg I don't understand who would want to pay to watch this but clearly people do year after year. That is why George Lucas is happy to license Disney to put this show on while remaining oblivious to the damage it does to the franchise. Ive never been crazy about Star Wars but I can understand how soul destroying it must be for a fan watching this. I'm just glad there's no Star Trek equivalent otherwise my Phaser would be set to kill!
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Child of the 80's. Brought up on Star Trek, Video Games and Schwarzenegger, my tastes evolved to encompass all things geeky.