You may need some self-help advice if you want to see THE LOVE GURU!

If there is one movie you should avoid this summer at all costs, it's this one!

End the pain, end the misery. You would have thought that after five years on break from live-action movies, Mike Myers would have come back with something different - something maybe of some artistic integrity but no, it's the same tired old act that he has shoved down our throats for over 15 years now. His latestpiece of cinematic tripe is The Love Guru - a movie about an American raised outside of his country by guru's who returns to the States so he can break into the self-help business. The acting "Gods" that are Jessica Alba and Justin Timberlake co-star alongside Verne Troyer - who will be happier to see Myers back more than most so he can continue to earn a paycheck.

This one opens in five weeks time in the U.S. (August U.K). I really desperately hope this makes no money at all and gives Myers a complete wake-up-call that he has to actually change his act if his career as a big name star is going to continue. Of course that won't happen. This movie will make over $100 million and a sequel will be in our theatres no later than 2011. Either that or another Austin Powers movie. Here's that trailer again for those who missed it the first time. Or of course if you have already seen any of the Powers movies, then you can save your money because he's remade much of that act and just changed all the characters names...

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.