THE SWITCH Trailer Is A Filthy Baster-d

Oh, how I already despise this movie. The Switch is a revolting new romantic comedy involving artificial insemination - FUN! It stars Jennifer Aniston as a whore who throws a party for herself as she prepares to have a random man's semen injected into her vagina. EXCITING! Jason Bateman co-stars as her neurotic best friend Wally who, while drunk at the party, flushes the donor's sperm down the drain and replaces it with his own. CLASSY! This premise is one of the most unpleasant ideas I've come across in a very long time. FUN FACT: The film was originally called The Baster - after the turkey baster joke - but test audiences hated the term. And for good reason. The title's not only obtuse, but it also looks way too close to the word "bastard" for most people, especially considering the film is about a bastard child anyway. The entire second half of the film apparently revolves on a plot point so ludicrous that only a lobotomized feminist idiot would accept it at face value: that the child conceived by Aniston's character is neurotic just like his biological father Wally. To my knowledge, children do not pop out of the womb as carbon copies of their parents. They might resemble them physically, but I'm pretty sure neuroses are not passed genetically. It's just a stupid and disgusting idea that my brain cannot ignore for the sake of some insipid, woman-baiting rom-com. Here is the trailer. Get a barf bag and enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEYqgyXyk9A