Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2: 5 Ways to Cope with the End of Twilight

5. Get a Pet

If there's one thing Twilight does for me, it's that it makes me want a wolf for a pet. And because of the gargantuanly sized beasts that rip the vampires to shreds in the third movie, only an abnormally sized wolf pup will do. http://youtu.be/QiMIHXXaapc In a lot of ways, getting a pet would make one empathize more with Bella. As a character who is only attracted to men who show flashes of loyalty, maybe one should consider getting a cat. After all, what better companion to mirror independence and self-loathing than a creature who lounges about all day and turns cuddlesome once it desires something from you? Not to say anything horrible about cats, because I'm personally fond of them, but they're very much more Edward Cullen than they are Westley from The Princess Bride.
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Cameron Carpenter is an aspiring screenwriter, current film and journalism student, and self-diagnosed cinephile, which only sounds bad in certain circles. Devoted fan of comics, movies, theater, Jesus Christ, Sidney Lumet, and Peter O'Toole, he sometimes spends too much time on his Scribd and comicbookmovie.com, but doesn't think you're one to judge, devoted reader. You can follow him on Twitter to watch him talk to people you didn't know exist. Oh, and Daredevil is quite the big deal around here (my head).