X-MEN SPINOFF: G.I. JOE

Boring and lame black suits which plagued the X-Men franchise turn up in Stephen Sommers' movie.

I thought the cool thing about G.I. Joe was that each character was so individual - they all have their own unique attire, attributes and personality which could all be transformed into cool toys marketing for kids. Instead they have gone for the watered down X-Men route. God I hated those bland "team" suits where everyone was wearing the same lame black uniform, I mistake that I think waters down their characters, especially someone like Cyclops. After that image of Rachel Nichols as Scarlett leaked a few days ago we feared that "black" was the uniform colour and we were right. These looks so boring... Channing Tatum as Duke.

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Sienna Miller as Baroness. Just what is going on with those glasses?

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Modelling the G.I. Joe camoflauge attire is model Karloina Kurkova. This is a movie you know...

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Marlon Wayans as Ripcord.

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Rachel Nichols as Scarlett. How ridiculous is this suit? Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow who looks like he just dropped out of The Matrix and Baroness again. Those heels can't be practical.

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A few new shots of Ray Park of Snake Eyes...

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And then Grandad Dennis Quaid as Hawk.

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Matt Holmes is the co-founder of What Culture, formerly known as Obsessed With Film. He has been blogging about pop culture and entertainment since 2006 and has written over 10,000 articles.