The Cabin in the Woods is a highly entertaining horror movie like no other. It by no means is the scariest, or the most serious to be found in the genre, but it's arguably the most fun. The characters are lovable, the dialogue is snappy, and the surprises are in no shortage.
The formula is simple. Take a classic slasher trope, turn it sideways, fill it up with reckless comedy antics, and then finish on a blood-curdling homage to just about every nightmare creature in horror movie history. The film's everything-but-the-kitchen-sink approach to storytelling is part of the charm. If you re-watch The Cabin in the Woods, you'll notice something new every time. That's a guarantee.
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