5. The Pigs In Angry Birds Don't Want To Harm Anyone
Contrary to popular belief, those nasty Piggies in mobile game sensation
Angry Birds are totally innocent. Despite the fact that the game makes of point of pitting you against their evil regimes for the good of Birdkind or something, apparently they've done nothing wrong and are being subjected to a never-ending barrage of orchestrated attacks by avian bullies who clearly need book into therapy or something. This was confirmed by the creators of the game themselves, who tweeted a message from the perspective of one of the Piggies that said: "No! Piggies don't want to harm anyone. Piggies want to have some eggs for breakfast. Oink." So, yes, maybe the Piggies are approaching the Birds and asking if they can take an egg or two, but are they attacking the Angry Birds? Nope. They're just really hungry. Think about that the next time murder a dozen of 'em, won't you?