10 Hilarious Witcher 3 Quests You Totally Missed
9. Goodness Gracious, Great Balls Of Granite!
Not only does this side quest have an
incredible pun title, Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of Granite! likewise sees
Geralt of Rivia set out on one of his strangest escapades to date as part of
the Blood And Wine expansion.
This quest can by picking up a notice or by stumbling upon a closed exhibition at Lolivier Square. Either way, Geralt will be approached by a distressed man who asks for his assistance on a sensitive matter.
It transpires that the genitals of a famous statue have gone missing, and it’s up to Geralt to recover them so that the exhibit can be reopened. And with the missing treasure said to boost the sex drives of whoever holds them, anyone could be a suspect.
Follow the scent of the perpetrator’s cologne back to their house and Geralt will find an older man having an impassioned affair with a younger woman, the stolen artefact the cause for his rejuvenated spirit.
Players must then decide whether to recover the stones or let the man make the most out of their powers. Let him keep them, though, and players will return to find the man has died of what can only be described as overexertion.