10 MORE Hilarious Ways Video Games Punished You For Being A Dick

Not so Mega, man...

Mega Man
Capcom

Before we get started - and bear with me here - I wanted to say something nice. I sincerely hope that you are treating yourself the best you possibly can, I know that there are hardships in life that are unavoidable, but remember this salient point: You are not alone, and there are people who care about you; be they friends, family or support groups. If we all pull together, things will be a little bit easier.

Alright? Good.

Now we’ve spoken about giving each other a helping hand, let’s ball that into a fist and hit some unsuspecting puppies because video games know how to let you be the biggest schlong in the cosmos.

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10. Tomb Raider II - Slam Dunk A Monk

Tomb Raider
CORE

If we’re being honest, Lara Croft is a bit of a tool. She parades around like butter wouldn’t melt and admittedly has saved the world a fair few times, but she’s got a right hard-on for shooting wolves in the face, quite possibly killing the last known dinosaurs without a second thought, AND causing her butler some severe frostbite after locking him in the fridge.

And let’s also not forget that if you decide to continue on this mean streak of hers, you can actually get a right slapping in the form of an in-game beatdown from some monks in Tomb Raider II.

Now, these guys are happy just chilling, being all spiritual as is their want to do, but if you go waving your glock in their face - which might accidentally happen as they get in the way a lot - then ALL of the monks in the area will turn you inside out. It’s a fearsome reminder than you should not shoot monks, although if you needed this game to point that out, then you’ve got some issues to work through.

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