10 Most Ridiculous Male Physiques In Video Games

1. Steven Armstrong - Metal Gear Rising: Revengance

Metal Gear Rising Revengeance Armstrong
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Honestly, if more United States Senators looked like Steven Armstrong from the hit Metal Gear spinoff game, then any policy debates in the halls of Congress would become so much more fun to watch.

An ex-college football star soon to be pro, the man with a very American name instead decided to start his career in the US navy, where despite never seeing any combat, he became fully ingrained in US politics and the senator of Colorado. By the time he got into office his physique was larger than the state budget he slashed to help his people live a better true American life.

Fighting against the senator as the ultra soldier and perfect fruit ninja Raiden at first seemed like it would be difficult, but not impossible. Then following the classic line "nanomachines son" it was clear he would not be the pencil pushover every other senator looks like. And the senator proved it by being a harder fight for Raiden than taking down the building size superweapons known as Metal Gear.

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