10 Terrible Video Game Party Members Always Left Warming The Bench

5. Jogurt - Shining Force

Final Fantasy X Kimahri Ronso
Climax Entertainment

Much like Candy Corn in Costume Quest 2, Shining Force's Jogurt - or Yogurt, if you're playing the American release - is a joke character, albeit one which can actually deal some damage. Well, 1 HP to be precise.

A tiny, helmet-wearing hamster-like creature who can join your party, Jogurt may be immediately appealing from a design perspective, but the fact that he can't make a dent during battle unfortunately makes him fundamentally, objectively useless beyond boosting your morale by raising the occasional smile.

Players can't do anything to raise his stats, so he's effectively a waste of a character slot short of absorbing a quick hit in place of someone with actual fighting abilities.

In the event that Jogurt does score the killing blow on an enemy, though, he'll give up a Jogurt Ring, which will allow the wearer to resemble Jogurt. Amusing, but completely purposeless where progress is concerned.

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