10 Unlikely Films That Should Be Made Into Video Games

3. The Human Centipede

Movie Plot: This exploitative torture-porn flick features a madman attaching tourists together, mouth to ass. Weak minded people who are grossed out by this clearly have never been to Dudley on a Friday. Game Plot: Treated as an escape game with up to three players, this would be a Kinect only adventure game where the three players, as a team, must comprehend the navigating of obstacles, puzzles and work together to fight off the evil madman who pursues them with a baseball bat. Imagine Hole in the Wall, but with 3 of you, in a line, attached ass to mouth. (That would not be a gameplay requirement) It€™s hard to fathom, but the basic principles of this game involves a man who attaches people ass to mouth first, believability isn€™t an issue. Cool Gameplay Features: The kinect only play allows a bunch of bonus purchases, a padded treadmill for which the players can walk on convincingly, and optional straps to attach you to the person in front. Due to the games nature this would need to be the most sensitive and impressive kinect game made to date, allowing console improvement. Bonus modes will include time trials and flying object dodging.
 
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One time I met John Stamos on a plane - and he told me I was pretty.