10 Video Game Trophies Made IMPOSSIBLE By RNG

4. Cat Scratch Fever - Yakuza 0

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Sega

If the image of a catfighting ring immediately conjures up some kind of cruel feline fight club then you a) think a lot like I do and, b) forgot that Yakuza games love three things: slick violence, goofiness, and pretty ladies.

This trophy can be won by engaging in a minigame that combines all three but despite its slam dunk raw ingredients, you’re going to hate its guts for the amount of time you have to put in to obtain the Cat Scratch Fever trophy.

Don’t be fooled, there’s really no skill to this one, it’s glorified scissors-paper-rock. The trophy requires you to win ten bets on three-round tournaments which, when there is little to no rhyme or reason as to who will win and how, is exhausting at best and impossible at worst. Adding insult to tedious injury, ties are resolved with a button mashing face-off which the AI can just cheat at and even seasoned players will tell you all you can do here is choose the fighter Jennifer and hope for the best.

Trust me, you’ve never been this annoyed staring at scantily clad digital ladies.

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