10 Video Games With Utterly Ludicrous Premises You Won’t Believe They Released

2. Toilet Kids

You can't even imagine the backstory that went into the development of this one. Possibly the demon-child of someone sick in the head while he was sat on the lav after a particular nasty bout of herbs and spices, the aptly-named Toilet Kids is one of the most surreal concepts and experiences in all of gaming history. In Toilet Kids, your character, a young man, is suddenly sucked into the depths of his toilet bowl one night. Thus begins an epic adventure on par with Lord of the Rings as the young man tries to free himself from the shackles of the toilet, fighting evil poo denizens, poo monsters and toilet-related paraphernalia. You complete this task on the PC only, clambering inside a giant potty to shoot things in pure retro shoot-em-up style. From your craft you will fling excrement at more excrement and even, in a bout of sheer insane game design, have to fight an enemy only known as the asscopter. It's really as bad as it sounds.
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Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.