10 Worst No. 3's In Gaming History

1. Dino Crisis 3

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Capcom

Dino. Crisis. Three.

How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.

I hate thee for thy camera most dire,

Which oft forced my character to expire

As it hid the foes I was tasked to slay.

I hate thee for being so dull to play,

Making me a most unhappy buyer

As I waded through your wreched quagmire,

Before I did quit and call it a day.

No more could I endure each banal task,

no more steely corridors could I traipse

searching for a shred of joy in which to bask.

Full oft have I wished to be face to face

With the ones who made you so I may ask

HOW DO YOU F**K UP DINOSAURS IN SPACE?

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