7. Ethan Mars Heavy Rain
For anyone who played Heavy Rain you'll know Ethan for two reasons, the first is Press X to Jason and secondly he sports one of the most neatly trimmed divorcee beards going. For a man that has given up on life, he has got his facial topiary down to an art, a man that can't clean a house or look after his one remaining son but can trim a beard is a man we can can all learn something from.
6. Dr Light MegaMan
Dr Light has a beard that is somehow comforting, it looks like a cloud stuck to his chin, it makes me want to nuzzle up to him and sleep. I appreciate I might be alone in this feeling, but there's something oddly relaxing about looking at his cotton candy jaw. Character wise he's nothing interesting, a mild plot point in various platformers, but when I see that beard I forgive all his mediocrity. Some day I hope my girlfriend grows old enough to produce chin hair of those proportions.