15 Times Video Games Mocked You For Earning Achievements
10. Secret Service Questions If You Even Read The Job Description
When you think of the Secret Service, normally you think of guys who would be honored to take a bullet and lay their life on the line for the President of the United States. Trained soldiers who have an elite task at hand. When things are in your control however, you can choose to be one of the most incompetent people to ever assume the job.
The game will mock you on three separate occasions for tremendously failing at your job. If you somehow miraculously manage to fire an entire clip without hitting a single target, you'll unlock the condescendingly named achievement "Expert Marksman." Then, if you manage to kill yourself with your own grenade, (who's giving the Secret Service grenades?) you'll unlock the "Drop The Pin..." achievement.
The crème de la crème of sheer stupidity and on the job negligence comes toward the end of the game, when you are tasked with shooting the man who has taken the President hostage. If you instead decide to opt for shooting the President in the head, you'll unlock "The Exact Opposite Of Your Job." All of said achievements are worth 0G, because you should never be rewarded for being a total failure.