7 Video Game Romance Choices THAT KILL YOU
1. Leisurely STD'S - Leisure Suit Larry In The Land Of The Lounge Lizards
The Leisure Suit Larry games are titles of a different era, and if they were a person they'd be that sweaty letchy mess of a manager out of the cult classic British club film Human Traffic, a gross expression of lust and desperation. As the series went on it became an experience more and more designed for the water-cooler masturbator who got off on crude jokes and terrible sexual innuendo, yet if you are to look at the granddaddy that sired this rather miserable franchise you might be surprised to find there's a decent puzzle game at the heart of it.
Developed by legendary Sierra Entertainment of the almighty Quest series fame, Leisure Suit Larry In The Land Of The Lounge Lizards was a title that contained all of the team's off-kilter humor and their off the wall logic puzzles. For years the team had delighted fans the world over with their Hero, Kings, Space, and Police quest games and had become notable for the ways in which your character could day in many humorous and embarrassing ways.
And Leisure Suit Larry was no exception, plus with the game's focus on sexual humor thanks to the protagonist's one desire to get laid at any cost, it opened the door for tonnes of silly, semen-based deaths. For example, those looking to clock out their !*$% and bull story early might think they're smart for locating a prostitute and paying for sex. Job done right? Game over?
Well yes and no, as the game would indeed be over, but your choice of romantic partner has lead to poor Larry here developing a nasty STD, one that apparently makes your junk flash like it's about to explode! After a few moments, Larry keels over and dies putting an end to his desperate adventure.