8 Premier League Teams As Video Games

1. Brighton/Huddersfield/Cardiff - Pokémon Red, Blue & Yellow

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Game Freak/Brighton & Hove Albion

Which one of them does Lewis Dunk play for again? Yeah, exactly. Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t tell Brighton and Huddersfield players apart.

They came up at the same time, they get beat by about the same amount each week and they even play in the same colour! They’re like two versions of the same team.

Cardiff City play in all blue but that’s about the only difference, so I guess they’re the Pokémon Yellow of the Premier League’s bargain basement. There’s a few standouts: most of us know David Wagner is at Huddersfield and Glenn Murray is at Brighton the same way Pinsir was only available in Blue and Scyther was only available in Red, but that’s a minor distinction.

Honestly, it’s a wonder the fans make it to the right stadium each week.

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